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funsubstancecom: Evolution of Dance More funny pics at FunSubstance.com and the Facebook Page It’s nice how the clothes got less and less for just the chick though haha

funsubstancecom:

Evolution of Dance
More funny pics at FunSubstance.com and the Facebook Page

It’s nice how the clothes got less and less for just the chick though haha

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dipshitinc: If you got weed you can come fly with me - by dipshitinc

dipshitinc:

If you got weed you can come fly with me - by dipshitinc

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Yesterday

me:Do you want me to make tea tomorrow? I just don't know what to make out of the stuff already in the cupboard...
mum:no, it's ok, I'll think of something later
*the next day*
mum:I see you fucking made dinner, oh that's nice of you, not. You're so lazy, and do nothing around the house
me:da fuck????!!
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@22 hours ago with 55 notes
twistedfuckk: we ran out of plates

twistedfuckk:

we ran out of plates

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@22 hours ago with 29483 notes
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 

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@23 hours ago with 86644 notes

I miss how it used to be

@1 day ago
Benefits when you're cute:More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly:you don't get raped.
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